YAS - 1000x faster SQL on Hadoop engine

In a major announcement, hadoopsphere.com today announced the launch of YAS, a modern SQL engine which is 1000x faster than its closest competitor. 

A: You got it right. This is an April Fool day post.

- SQL on Hadoop is the latest product trend in Hadoop ecosystem
- Google Nose is an April fool prank by Google
- No other direct or indirect reference intended on any product

8 April 2013: the contents of the post have been blurred to avoid confusion with real products.